Back to Normal

I’ve never entirely understood the rationale behind the phrase “back to normal”. Yet here I am, using it as a blog post title. The idea that life somehow becomes anything less than normal, or abnormal, is tricky to nail down at the best of times. I could by all means try and coin the phrase……

The Tao of Four-Stance Kung Fu – Ice-Cream Stance

The fourth and final stance… Ice-Cream Stance Delicious and deadly, Ice-Cream Stance should not be underestimated. Training for this stance must take place in a large plastic tub inside an air-sealed room that shall be no warmer than -24C. You cannot be in direct sunlight for longer than 30 minutes if you choose to use…

The Tao of Four-Stance Kung Fu – Four-Toed Sloth

Two stances have been revealed. The latest stance is probably the most difficult to master. It will require patience. So much patience, you may well die of it. Or you will slip into a patience coma, and then become a coma patient and you shall be admitted into the patience coma patient ward. Your concentration…